In the last presidential debate tonight, McCain started talking about the relief that Sarah Palin was promoting by drilling for oil in alaska.
I finally realized the sybolism and why she was chosen. All the oil is backed up underneath all that blue water. Needing, wanting, nay, DEMANDING release!!!! and Palin is here to give it to us.
Sarah Palin is gonna give america a handjob and release a beautiful rainbow sea of oil all over every american's face and chest and probably in their hair a little too.
DRILL BABY DRILL!!!
p.s. it's gonna take about ten years to actually get you that satisfaction and it will only relieve about 1% of your problem/urge. If you are voting for Mccain you are a desperate lurking virgin following around an old used up lying but charismatic whore waiting for that point ten years down the line that maybe just maybe she might just touch the tip for a second with the lights off. None of this though before she robs you blind, sets her family and friends up nice and comfy like and then drops dead only after cutting the ribbon on the greatest american hero wing of the memorial library.
congrats on your choice. See you in the bread lines.
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