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Monday, June 23, 2008

FUCKING HOOKERS ... GOD DAMN IT!!
Current mood: irate
Category: Life

OMG I'm sooooooooooooo fucking PISSED the FUUUUCK off right now!!!!!!

So, I'm in Vegas. My friend and I came out here to go stay at our place for a week.

Its Sunday night.. we had nothing to do, so we decided to hang around our favorite hotel (in which I've stayed at PLENTY of times), the Wynn, to go gamble, and play some black jack.

So... we sit at a min 25 dollar bet table (yeah, I'm not that much of a baller where I can sit at anything higher and afford to lose), and we play a few hands. IMMEDIATELY we get carded MORE than once for sitting there.

My dumb (naive to hooker-related business) ass thinks.. oh, they're lookin at our IDs to make sure we're 21... little did I know, they're actually running DL numbers to make sure we have no previous convictions for prostitution. Sorry.. I'm not a hooker, so I don't think like one... Didn't really know what was going on.

Well, thank God, there's NOTHING on my record, so I was fine. I continue to play blackjack, win a few hundred dollars, then we walk in to the little gift shop because my friend doesn't know how to gamble, so we went to go buy one of the little "how to" black jack cards to I can explain to her how it all works.

As soon as we walk in there, two men (in normal street clothes) walk up to us with their IDs and tell us we're under arrest!!!!!

I must have looked like a deer in headlights. I said, "What... ?!?!? HAHAHA... you guys are funny, this must be a joke!!" They pulled out there badges, and zipties (informal handcuffs) and told us to follow them.

So I'm CONFUSED as FUUUUUUUUUUUCK right now. I dont know WHAT the FUCK is going on... and I'm thinkin Candid Camera must be filming some show, and I'm on it. Ha ha.. ok.. Ashton Kutcher.. you punked us... right????

WRONG.

So we're sitting in their little make believe rent-a-cop police station in the Wynn, and they grab both of our purses. THANK GOD I had nothing illegal on me, and THANK GOD I had no condoms or anything associated with prostitution. My purse only had like 600 bucks in it, and my ID and phone were in there as well.

The stupid ASS motherfucking Sgt was such a PIECE OF SHIT. I started getting all teary-eyed, asking him what the FUUUUUUUCK was going on, and he kept on telling me to (literally) shut the fuck up. I told him I know I look like a dumbass here, because I'm asking so many questions... but WHAT THE FUCK am I under arrest for?????

He said I was under arrest for prostitution!!!!

FYI.. My ex is a cop. I've NEVER had anything on my record, and I've NEVER EVER been a hooker. I kept on telling him that, and he kept telling me to shut the fuck up.

I asked him what he was basing his information on, and he said don't worry about it. I said, "Sir, if you watch the security cameras you can see me playing black jack at a min 25 dollar bet table (sorry, hookers hang out at higher bet tables than that) and I was playing with my own money!!!

He was like, yeah, yeah, whatever hooker.

OMG.. I was about to FUCKING kill him.

I sat down with my friend on the stupid little bench he put us on, and watched some other "real hookers" get arrested while we were still sitting there.

He asked me all the probable hooker questions.. where do I live, do I do drugs, do I smoke meth, have I ever had sex for money... lalalala... and everytime I would answer he'd shake his head and say.. uh huhhh.. whatever.

I'm like why the fuck are you asking me these questions if you're not listening!!?!?!?

Fucking PIECE of SHIT motherfucker... UGHHHHHHHHHH I'm so fuckin pissed.

Well thank GOD I never said anythign to any of the undercovers that couldve gotten me in trouble, and I had nothing illegal on me, or anything on my record so they just let me go... but HOLY FUCKIN shit... Just cuz I'm a cute girl and I wanna gamble at the Wynn, I gotta be called a hooker?!?!?!?!?

Fuck you mother fucker!

That's the LAST fucking time I will EVER stay at that fucking hotel. Too bad it WAS my favorite one... Well, Steve Wynn, You just lost ANOTHER customer to the Palazzo's. Horray Mr. Venetian owner.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'm so pissed!

FUCK!!!!!