this parrot is no more!

George Carlin is dead. He's at that strip club by the new jersey airport. The great ones are fading fast and we are left with the Dane Cook's of the world. Embrace the great ones while we still have them here.

and now for something completely different... and at the same time obvious, true, and... why the fuck isn't this the script the twenty four hour news networks are following word for word?